The page cannot be displayed because I've not finished it yet ...it takes time to write all this bollocks y'know

Please try the following:

• Click the Refresh button, which'll only take you back to the page you've just come from or try again later SUCKER!.
• If you are trying to reach a porn site and forgot the URL because you are so frigging stupid and got my site by mistake then you should be totally ashamed and give yourself a severe spanking for being such a perverted idiot, you sinner.
  If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly ... daft bugger.
  
• To check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Connections tab, click Settings. The settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP) or (RAB) rent a brain.
• If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings for you if you are really that incompetent.
  If you would like Windows to try and discover them so your feeble little mind can take a break from all of this,
  click Detect Network Settings
• Some sites require 128-bit connection security. Click the Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to determine what strength security you have installed chances are that this will be to difficult for you.
• If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Security section and check settings for SSL 2.0, SSL 3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0, RAB 1.0.
• Click the Back button to try another link.  I value your custom and hope that you return to the link you've just tried some other time.  I'm not promising anything mind.