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These are I believe from various newspapers. Life is Fun

Not a Trunk Call
A 20 year old woman in Taiwan has had a mobile phone surgically removed form her bottom. She told doctors that the Nokia 8850 had become stuck after a sex game that went wrong.
(Think it was set to Vibrate?).
Puppies
Flasher the clown has been banned from a parade in California. He was expelled from the Walnut Creek festival after complaints about his act. An organiser said: "We have no problem with Mr Mansion (Flasher), but it becomes a problem when he flashes his coat - a dog (a Yorkshire terrier called Pixie) pops out of his pants and he wants kids to pet it".
(Should have been a sausage dog.) 		Smoking Kills
A North Carolina marijuana smoker learned a hard lesson about drugs when she decided to bed down on the roof of the King Charles Inn. Fast asleep, she slid off the roof and fell to her death before dawn. Police found her stoned boyfriend still sleeping on the roof.
(Wonder if her boyfriend was a Pusher?)
Broccoli is bad for you
Ohio police located the body of a missing truck driver in January after his employer reported him missing in action. The man was found frozen head down among his broccoli pallets, where he had apparently slipped while trying to retrieve a hidden stash of cocaine.
(Silly Trucker)